Life of Pi…….

Life of Pi.......


 Wishing you a wonderful new month and a happy new year.

Don’t  too hard but work smart.  May your boss appreciate you and say  “Good job” !

Take care of yourself . Pamper yourself and buy some beautiful “Clothes”.
Don’t worry coz   “
$” will come from above.   May you also purchase  or change a “House”  and a “Car”. May the days ahead be busy but easy , “Relax” and  go “Rome” around the world.   It’s important to have good health,  therefore, eat more “Fruits”  and “Vegetabls”, but not too much “Fat”   .
Do remember to “Play”
 at least once a week.Don’t  “Fight” with your sweetheart, and be generous to say “I Love you” .Here’s wishing you well and best wishes to all your  “Family”  in the coming year 2014 !

The Rs 17 crore palace on wheels


The world’s most expensive mobile home has gone on sale in Dubai for £2 million, approximately INR 17 crores.

The humongous, 40-foot-long eleMMent Palazzo from Austrian company Marchi Mobile is covered with gold and comes with a ton of luxury features, including a 40-inch flat screen, a pop-up cocktail lounge, a fireplace, a master bedroom, and
underfloor heating.

The moving mansion can even clean itself. “… the vehicle has been a hit among oil-rich Arab Sheikhs – the state-of-the-art homes even wash themselves after a day’s driving even through the Middle Eastern desert,” the Daily Mail reports.

But the amazing vehicle could also cater to any multi-millionaire or global superstar on the road. It’s also available in white.

New Body Part Discovered


The human eye, now slightly less mysterious Petr Novák via Wikimedia Commons

The newest addition to human anatomy is just 15 Microns thick, but its discovery will make eye surgery safer and simpler. Harminder Dua, a professor at the University of Nottingham, recently found a new layer in the human cornea, and he’s calling it (can you guess?) Dua’s layer.

Dua’s layer sits at the back of the cornea, which previously had only five known layers. Dua and his colleagues discovered the new body part by injecting air into the corneas of eyes that had been donated for research and using an electron microscope to scan each separated layer.

The researchers now believe that a tear in Dua’s layer is the cause of corneal hydrops, a disorder that leads to fluid buildup in the cornea. According to Dua, knowledge of the new layer could dramatically improve outcomes for patients undergoing corneal grafts and transplants.

“This is a major discovery that will mean that ophthalmology textbooks will literally need to be re-written,” Dua says. “From a clinical perspective, there are many diseases that affect the back of the cornea which clinicians across the world are already beginning to relate to the presence, absence or tear in this layer.”

The study appears in the journal Ophthalmology.



Brain GYM (Puzz…

Brain GYM (Puzzels)

1.Glass   of water

You have one glass of water. You poured   one-half of the water into another glass and then poured again half of the   water to another glass and so on and so forth. How many glasses of water are   there?

2. see if you can figure out what these words have in common

See if you can figure out what these words have in common.


3.  There was once a farmer he bought cattle

There was once a farmer, he bought cattle for Rs 600. Then he sold it for Rs 700. He felt of buying it again so he purchased it again for Rs 800 and sold it Again for Rs 900.

Find the amount he got as profit?

 4. There was once a farmer he bought cattle

There was once a farmer, he bought cattle for   Rs 600. Then he sold it for Rs 700. He felt of buying it again so he   purchased it again for Rs 800 and sold it Again for Rs 900.

Find the amount he got as profit?

5. A man   was walking in the Jungle

A man was walking in the Jungle, he only had   one bullet in his gun, but yet he shot a Puma and a Cougar.

How did he do this?

6. Yesterday in a party, I asked Mr. Shah his birthday. With a mischievous glint in his eyes he replied. “The day before yesterday I was 83 years old and next year I will be 86.” Can you figure out what is the Date of Birth of Mr. Shah? Assume that the current year is 2000.

7. You have two hourglasses: a 7 minute one and an 11 minute one. Using just these hourglasses, how can you accurately measure time 15 minutes?

8. Find next number in the series.

6 ..25 .. 64 ..81 ..32 ..?

9. Find the next letter in this sequence.

F S S E N T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T ?

10. You have a 12 liter jug, an 8 liter jug, and a 5 liter jug. The 12 liter jug is full, and the other two are empty. How can you divide the 12 liters of water equally (i.e., so two of the jugs have exactly 6 liters of water in them, and the third is empty)?

11.  I have classified all the 26 English letters into two groups.

  • W R T Y U I S F H J K L Z X C V      N M
  • Q E O P A D G B

On what criteria did I classified these letters?

Reply the answers

Must see…

HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam . Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands.

Take a look at HEMA’s product page. You can’t order anything (it’s in Dutch, anyway)  but just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens.

Don’t click on any of the item pictures, just wait and see what happens.
This company has a sense of humor and a great computer programmer?

Click on the below link/url and see what happen dnt click anywhere in between…

Pyar ka punchnama returns…

Pyar ka punchnama returns.. in Software engg and Manager (IT/comp)

Problem,problem ye hai ki wo “manager” hai aur ,mein “resource” 😦 ,
Problem ye hai ki mein chahta hu ki meri life mein koi problem hi na ho,
Lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho to ye uski life sabse badi problem hai.

Bull shit… he is worried yaar, use to celebrate karna chahiye, because it happens exactly what he wants 🙂
Kasam se yaar is 6 mahine mein I had it all sab d…ekh liya maine 😥 ,
Abe kaun sa job kaisa project kahe ka increament,
Job ka matlab hi hota hai End of ur own happiness 😥 .

Iske baad all u worried about deployment, late night work,increament,client calls
Shaam ka dalta suraj jo phale hum bhi kabhi dekhte the,
In managers ko na koi khus nahi rakh sakta , A happy manager is a myth :#.

Sab saala na bahar lage bade bade hoardings ka dosh hai,
4 years eng. Badi si degree and then job kahani khatam 🙂 ,
Uske baad ki kahani koi nahi batata, Iske baad ki kahani mein batata hu,
Iske baad banda do ghante late aaya to problem,
Late night ruka to problem 😦 .

Saala demands nd expectation kahatam nahi hoti inki,
ek to jo high priorty task hota hai na wo nahi batayenge,
2 week dimaag chatenge document banao document banao,
aur fir jab document bana ke do to 2 sadi si line ka mail lekhenge ,
we’ll discuss in call,
aur fir agle do hafte dimaag khayenge Document doucment :?.

Saala kaam kar raha hu beech mein mail aa jata hai “Look into this also”,
Mail ka reply deta hu sir abhi busy hu baad mein dekh lunga,
then again mail do the same first, 1 baar isko dekh lo,
1 baar dekh bhi lunga to tujhe kya mil jayega mere baap, theek se to kar paunga nahi.

Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi to in bina resource wale project ne ki hai,gale ka patta hai saala,
Naye, purane, Band hone wale saare projects, resource wo hi 2,
are kaam jayada aa jane se ghante thodi na bad jate hai 1 din mein,
Fir iska jawab in managers ko bhi do, i think u r not intrested in project,
Why I choose u in this project, are mujhe kya pata ki why u choose me?,
abe jab samajh mein aa hi raha to phir release kyun nahi kar dete.

Saala pata nahi kaam kya karte hai ye manager Do mail reply mat kar,
urgent extn par call aayega :@ ,
Ab pata chala ye software engineer ki aise halat kyun hoti hai,
Aur ye adminstrative job wale bande itne happy kyun hote hai ,
because they don’t have a manager to screw that happiness 😥 .

Saala kaam kar raha hu koi Pool to khel nahi raha phir bhi seat par aa aakar,
poochenge What r u doing..?,
Iske baad jaane se pahle inhe apna DSR (Daily Status Report) bhejo tab ghar jao,
Kuch achcha implement karne se phale 50 baar inse poocho, approbation lo,
Aur agar kabhi thoda rest mil bhi jaye to again same question what r u doing…?,
Are kuch nahi kar raha mere baap ye soch raha hu tujhe yahan se kaise bhagau.

Mein tujhe bata raha hu u never discuss anything with ur manager,
Because every discussion with a manager is an argument :D,
Aur bhai argument mein inse koi nahi jeet sakta,
because we are busy unke pass to koi kaam hai nahi aur senior persons hai,
to argument mein wo kaise haar man le.

Wo saala pure database delete mar de to koi dikaat nahi,
Lekin tum galti se 1 table delete kar do to aasman toot jayega :O ….